EWGA weekly newsletter

Niagara Event

Our Niagara Event at Peninsula Lakes is fast-approaching on August 22nd. It is open to EWGA members and their guests. Register online at www.ewga.ca or contact Vice President, Lisa Narayansingh at lanarayan@hotmail.com or Event Chair, Pat Chornaby at pchornaby@rogers.blackberry.net. New members: this is our most popular event --don't miss out! Registration deadline is August 14th so don't delay! You don't need a handicap to participate -- this is a fun day with some excellent prizes to be won!

League Nights

Here are our winners from Thursday: CTP-Carol Dietrich; 50/50-Pat Chornaby.
Stay tuned for Tuesday's winners. Congrats, ladies!

Golf Joke of the Week

A foursome of guys was waiting to tee off while another foursome of women was hitting from the red tees. When the final lady hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Angrily, she addressed the ball again and whiffed it completely. She hacked it another ten feet, and then another five feet. She looked up at the waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess all those %#$&*#% lessons I took over the winter didn't help.” One of the men immediately responded, “Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!”

See you on the course!

Heather Dayman, President, EWGA Waterloo